3xistential 3xcrement...

Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted
How had all my troubles started
Are my dreams now long departed
As I sit and question this
Urinals are filled with piss
But I remain devoid of bliss
As my bowels let out an empty hiss
Sphincter now so strained and sore
Quoth my anus, nevermore

Try to push this turd by force
Which only makes my troubles worse
Is such pain an eternal curse
Some symptom of the universe
I've never been so full of shit
And unable to dipose of it
I try to ease this pain with wit
But nothing shall become of it
All seems futile in my fated fecal lore
Quoth my anus, nevermore

The hours pass, my shit will not
To what end are all our battles fought
When all that was shall be forgot
And we leave with no more than we brought
I always thought I'd die alone
But now I fear as I push and groan
That this turd will haunt me to the bone
Like some riddle or an ancient koan
Must I strain till I can strain no more
Quoth my anus, nevermore

I finally rise to leave this stall
Having left these words upon the wall
My contribution seems so small
Compared to mother nature's call
Even if it ends like this
With toilet vacant as a vast abyss
As everything seems so amiss
Like lips that never felt a kiss
I've no more will left heretofore
Quoth my Anus, nevermore