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This is the living room where you'll try to watch the big game in peace as your wife pokes her head in from the kitchen, and you try to ignore whatever it is she says... (Until the walls begin to bleed)

This is the kitchen where her eyes will roll into the back of her head as she grabs a big knife and starts chasing you around, screaming ancient Aramaic curses in a demonically possessed voice.

These are the woods where you'll try to escape her immortal vengeance while pleading with her desperately and praying to every imaginable god for mercy until inevitably your efforts prove to be in vain and you are stabbed repeatedly following that brief moment where you begin to believe you're finally safe.

 

This is the pier that overlooks the lake that you'll leave a blood trail crawling your way towards as she follows you in that slow and ominous pace as your frantic cries for help echo back to you unheard amidst this scenic view that will suddenly occur to you as what will likely be the last thing your horrified and bloodshot eyes will ever see.

 

And this is the poolside patio where you'll reflect upon this night of horror once the sun rises, the curse upon your wife has faded, and you've finally come to realize how truly strong this woman can be under demonic possession when you've neglected to put your dishes away and stop watching sports for any length of time beyond an occasional commercial break and pay some bloody attention to this magical woman and think about more than yourself for once.

These are the Vrbo homes where your relationship and character will be tested and such difficult life assessments and revelations take place.

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