09 foods to blame for your fat gut
08 rules women should break
07 home decorations your friends will love
06 fast cars we want to sell to you
05 scariest infections you might have
04 tips to make your money ours
03 exercises to make you immortal
02 statistics we made up
01 more thing for you to fall for
...and all the other numbered nothings
that can make you just another statistic
10 charts to prove any point for you
09 competitors you should boycott
08 people to blame for everything
07 numbers that might be lucky
06 agendas you should support
05 best places to look down on
04 easy ways to feign intelligence
03 justifications for all your failures
02 drugs to fix your sad brain
01 lifetime you can waste
...and all the other numbered nothings
that elevate you among other statistics
10 thoughts to pass off as your own
09 names to pretend you know
08 things to offset having no accomplishments
07 people you're probably better than
06 ways to avoid thinking
05 reasons not to try
04 lies about facts
03 things that don't even exist
02 sides of a boring story
01 thing to replace your life
...and all the other numbered nothings
that prove you are just a statistic
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